The Hunt for Phil...
As you round the corner and walk toward Embankment you hear a terrifiying sound.
Like the screaming and laughing of some demonic ritual... But within the cacophony you hear something you recognise...
Is.... Is that... Men at Work's seminal 1981 hit "Land Down Under"?
Before you have time to realise your mistake the infamous eighteen strong quiz team "Kangaroos are Pests" are upon you.
"HEEEY MAATTEE, LET'S TALK ABOUT CRICKET!" says one of the lads.
You said you wouldn't be drinking today, but it's too late, they're so absolutely battered you get a contact high from the alcoholic fumes pouring off them.
Everything goes blurry... You might be dead. Who knows? But you're definitely not finding Phil today...
Game Over.