The Hunt for Phil...
You go up some stairs to the toilets. You pass through a set of double doors.
The corridor takes a series of winding turns.
A left. Then a right. More doors. Another left.
Yet more stairs. They seem to stretch on forever, though you're sure there were only two storeys visible from outside.
Another set of double doors opens to a large room with fifteen branching corridors.
You turn around to go back to the bar, but the stairs don't go back down, they go up, yet again!
It appears you are hopelessly lost.
You lose all hope, and hunker down waiting for Death's cold embrace.
Game Over.